Male juror falls asleep while watching porn movie. (Friends and Co-workers will never let him forget this)
I’ve never seen a purple bear, I never hope to see one, but I will tell you if you care, I’d rather see one than be one.
Are those nanites in your pants, or are you glad to see me?
The Hemlock Society is no more. R.I.P.
According to a scientific study Kansas **is** flatter than a pancake.