What is wrong with these landlubbers?

They go to see a pirate movie, and they turn around and run, from their seats, almost literally, several minutes before the end of the movie. Stupid gits. Movies costing what they do today, leaving before the movie ends is insane, unless you didn’t like the movie…and are going to ask for a refund. These idiots, though, watched it up to the beginning of the credits. They bolted as the credits began to roll.

Completely missing out on the treasure at the end of the credits.

landlubbers, I tell ye.