1) Set time machine to early 1500s – Petite Lyon, France.
2) Don Jester outfit
3) Step into machine
4) Push button
Oh my g-d! What happened to my beard?
I look like I looked 5 years ago!
Oh, wait, it is me 5 years ago.
This time machine is screwy.
I will work on fixing it, and maybe I can get a better picture by tonight.