Past Life Analysis

As seen on CasaChristy’s, I had a Past Life Analysis.


Your past life diagnosis:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1800. Your profession was that of a seaman, dealer, businessman or broker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will. Do you remember now?

1) I’d feel better about this Past Life Analysis if there weren’t any spelling errors in it.
2) I’d feel even better about it if I had to enter more information than my birth date.
3) I’d feel even more better about it if I hadn’t read the disclaimer.
4) Or if I hadn’t read the source code.

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  1. DL Emerick

    Liberals are new souls in the universe. The tired old souls that reincarnate others are all conservative — they’ve forgotten how to live, but they keep returning anyway.

    Liberals are alive, conservatives are dead-people.

    (“I see dead people,” spoken truly, when watching a GoP convention.

    “I see dead people,” spoken truly when observing the effects of GoP abortion rulings.

    “I see dead people…” spoken truly when seeing any legislative-executive act of GoP / Bush.)