(Modification of joke I heard in an email…)
Last night my cat and I were sitting in the den and I said to him, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
The cat got up, chewed on the computer cable until the screen went dark, and then opened my refrigerator and drank my beer.
Damn, that cat is smart.
[Not sure if this is funnier, or saddier than the original.]