“Squeeze bottle until nearly all liquid is gone. It is not necessary to empty the bottle completely, as it contains more liquid than needed.” — instructions on a bottle of Fleet Enema saline solution.
— B..b..but my parents taught me not to do anything half-*ssed.
A writer colleague was recently told that he had to start a blog. However, since he didn’t want to spend time writing for the blog he could spend writing fiction, he decided to make snide comments about “found writing” he discovers at home and on his daily journeys. Kind of like what I did above.
A couple days ago he picked up a recent collection of my poetry, and here’s the result. (He asked for permission, which I gave.)
A week ago he was reading William Blake, so I’m in good company.