A new filk: Somewhere

Somewhere
Lyrics by John Newmark and Jenifer Wallace ©2010
Sung to the tune of Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Judy Garland)

Somewhere inside a dungeon
Way down low
There’s a guy locked in shackles
Watchin’ the green moss grow

Somewhere inside a dungeon
welts are blue
and the pain that I feel today
it was meant for you.

You may be happy where you live
And have forgotten what you did
Remind me
Why I must suffer for your crime
Away below the earth in lime
That’s where you’ll find me.

Somewhere inside a graveyard
sleeps your wife
you got away with murder
I’m the one servin’ life.

The dungeon master now returns
inside my dungeon
NO! NO! THAT THAT BURNS!

Somewhere inside a dungeon
Way down low.
There’s a guy locked in shackles
Watchin’ the green moss grow