Three Poems

For the news stories upon which these are based, see entry below.

1)

Pills to keep us up
Pills to bring us down
We’re the US Air Force
Biggest druggies in town.

2)

“America’s Air Force:
No one comes close”

to their targets
they keep missing
because for some reason
their vision is blurry
their heartbeat is rapid
they’re dizzy and sweating.
It can’t be the drugs.

3)

Now the US Government
has enlisted the help
of America’s Most Wanted
to hunt down terrorists
they should turn to the WB
and see if Buffy
will help them hunt vampires.