Lucky Turkey
Bert the Turkey was destined to wind up as Christmas Dinner.
A church was having a raffle, and he was one of the prizes.
A couple in Bristol were notified they had won Bert, and that Bert would soon be slaughtered and delivered to them.
They told the church they’d prefer to have Bert delivered to them alive.
(Seems they’re vegetarians)
The 15 lb. turkey “is now living at his new home with some rescued battery hens for company until a mate can be found for him. “
Last 5 posts in General
- Serious Inquiries Only - February 1st, 2010
- New Years Resolution - January 7th, 2010
- Summer is Over - September 3rd, 2009
- Meaningless babble? - August 25th, 2009
- When will it end? - July 2nd, 2009
WordCount: 86
Gunning-Fog: 9.45426356589
Flesch-Kincaid: 5.91627906977
Flesch: 78.1750387597