Lucky Turkey
Bert the Turkey was destined to wind up as Christmas Dinner.
A church was having a raffle, and he was one of the prizes.
A couple in Bristol were notified they had won Bert, and that Bert would soon be slaughtered and delivered to them.
They told the church they’d prefer to have Bert delivered to them alive.
(Seems they’re vegetarians)
The 15 lb. turkey “is now living at his new home with some rescued battery hens for company until a mate can be found for him. “