The existence of Idao is a hoax!

That’s right. There is no State of Idaho, and the nation’s cartographers have been playing a cruel joke on us. The evidence is astounding. Beginning with:

“Do you know anybody from Idaho? Do you know anybody who knows anybody from Idaho? According to the 1990 “census,” there are over one million (1,000,000, or 1 x 10^6) people living in Idaho. But if there are so many Idahoers, where are they? ”

You might be tempted to answer, “Idaho!” But that’s because you’ve been brainwashed.