Four kids are talking – one Atheist, one Catholic, one Protestant, one Jewish.

The Atheist asks: “Hey what do you guys do on Christmas day?”

Catholic kid says: “First we go to mass, then we come home and open our presents.”

Protestant kid says: “First we open our presents, then we go to church.”

Jewish kid says: “Well, my Daddy takes me down to our store, and we look at all the empty shelves, and then we sing, ‘What a friend we have in Jesus!’”