Four kids are talking – one Atheist, one Catholic, one Protestant, one Jewish.
The Atheist asks: “Hey what do you guys do on Christmas day?”
Catholic kid says: â€œFirst we go to mass, then we come home and open our presents.â€
Protestant kid says: â€œFirst we open our presents, then we go to church.â€
Jewish kid says: â€œWell, my Daddy takes me down to our store, and we look at all the empty shelves, and then we sing, ‘What a friend we have in Jesus!’”