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The Daily News

5/30/2002 - 19 Sivan, 5762

It happened nearby
eyeballs scattered in garden
children ran screaming
father says “they looked like meat.”
eighteen of them, from nine cows.

The British imports
Weakest Link and Millionaire
have now been cancelled,
so it’s time for something new.
Perhaps a remake of Lassie?

Music industry.
Music industry on drugs.
Have any questions?

Transylvanian boy,
worried dead mum a vampire
thrusts dagger in heart.

They can dump the queen
as long as Ananova
will remain online!

Thoughts on a Wednesday morning

5/29/2002 - 18 Sivan, 5762

Thoughts on a Tuesday night

5/29/2002 - 18 Sivan, 5762

Tongues of Fire

5/23/2002 - 12 Sivan, 5762

Suggestions on Avoiding Coconut Attacks

5/21/2002 - 10 Sivan, 5762

Peanut Butter Prose

5/17/2002 - 6 Sivan, 5762

Writers Groups

5/12/2002 - 1 Sivan, 5762

God is perverted!

5/10/2002 - 28 Iyar, 5762

Hired Mouths

5/10/2002 - 28 Iyar, 5762

Proof of God

5/9/2002 - 27 Iyar, 5762

More Puppy Porn

5/9/2002 - 27 Iyar, 5762

Virtual Puppy Porn/Quote of the Month

5/8/2002 - 26 Iyar, 5762

WWF/WWE

5/8/2002 - 26 Iyar, 5762