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I’m not saying that this means anything, but it is interesting

6/30/2004 - 11 Tamuz, 5764

Many readers will be tempted to scroll down to the bottom of this post, but there is a lot of interesting historical information along the way.

GEORGE WASHINGTON was the first President to write to a Synagogue. In 1790 he addressed separate letters to the Touro Synagogue in Newport, Rhode Island, and to Mikve Israel Congregation in Savannah, Georgia, and a joint letter to Congregation Beth Shalom, Richmond, Virginia, Mikve Israel, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Beth Elohim Synagogue, Charleston, South Carolina and to Shearith Israel, New York. His letters are an eloquent expression and hope for religious harmony and endure as indelible statements of the most fundamental tenets of American democracy. Don’t forget Hyaim Solomon who helped finance the Revolutionary War These letters are available, on the net, and are worth reading.

THOMAS JEFFERSON was the first President to appoint a Jew to a Federal post. In 1801 he named Reuben Getting of Baltimore as US Marshall for Maryland. Jefferson’s views on the wall between Church and State are a significant reason why Jews have prospered in the United States.

JAMES MADISON was the first President to appoint a Jew to a diplomatic post. He sent Mordecai M. Noah to Tunis from 1813 to 1816.

MARTIN VAN BUREN was the first President to order an American Consul to intervene on behalf of Jews abroad. In 1840 he instructed the U.S. Consul in Alexandria, Egypt to use his good offices to protect the Jews of Damascus, Syria, who were under attack because of a false blood ritual accusation.

JOHN TYLER was the first President to nominate a U.S. Consul to Palestine. Warder Cresson, a Quaker convert to Judaism, who established a pioneer Zionist colony, received the appointment in 1844.

FRANKLIN PIERCE was the first and probably the only President whose name appears on the charter of a Synagogue. Pierce signed the Act of Congress in 1857 that amended the laws of the District of Columbia to enable the incorporation of the city’s first Synagogue, the Washington Hebrew Congregation.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN was the first President to make it possible for Rabbis to serve as military chaplains. He did this by signing the 1862 Act of Congress which changed the law that had previously barred all but Christian clergymen from the chaplaincy. Lincoln was also the first, and happily the only President who was called upon to revoke an official act of Anti-Semitism by the U.S. Government. It was Lincoln who cancelled General Ulysses S. Grant’s “Order No. 11″ expelling all Jews from Tennessee from the District controlled by his armies during the Civil War. Grant always denied personal responsibility for this act attributing it to his subordinate.

ULYSSES S. GRANT was the first President to attend a Synagogue service while in office. When Adas Israel Congregation in Washington D.C. was dedicated in 1876, Grant and all members of his Cabinet were present.

RUTHERFORD B. HAYES was the first President to designate a Jewish Ambassador for the stated purpose of fighting Anti-Semitism. In 1870, he named Benjamin Peyote Consul-General to Rumania. Hays also was the first President to assure a civil service employee her right to work for the Federal Government and yet observe the Sabbath. He ordered the employment of a Jewish woman who had been denied a position in the Department of the Interior because of her refusal to work on Saturday.

THEODORE ROOSEVELT was the first President to appoint a Jew to a presidential cabinet. In 1906 he named Oscar S. Straus Secretary of Commerce and Labor. Theodore Roosevelt was also the first President to contribute his own funds to a Jewish cause. In 1919, when he received the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts while President to settle the Russo-Japanese War, Roosevelt contributed part of his prize to the National Jewish Welfare Board.

WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT was the first President to attend a Seder while in office. In 1912, when he visited Providence, Rhode Island, he participated in the family Seder of Colonel Harry Cutler, first president of the National Jewish Welfare Board, in the Cutler home on Glenham Street.

WOODROW WILSON was the first President to nominate a Jew, Louis Dembitz Brandeis, to the United States Supreme Court. Standing firm against great pressure to withdraw the nomination, Wilson insisted that he knew no one better qualified by judicial temperament as well as legal and social understanding. Confirmation was finally voted by the Senate on June 1, 1916. Wilson was also the first President to publicly endorse a national Jewish philanthropic campaign. In a letter to Jacob Schiff, on November 22, 1917, Wilson called for wide support of the United Jewish Relief Campaign which was raising funds for European War relief.

WARREN HARDING was the first President to sign a Joint Congressional Resolution endorsing the Balfour Declaration and the Palestine Mandate supporting the establishment in Palestine of a national Jewish home for the Jewish people. The resolution was signed on September 22, 1921.

CALVIN COOLIDGE was the first President to participate in the dedication of a Jewish community institution that was not a house of worship. On May 3, 1925, he helped dedicate the cornerstone of the Washington, D.C. Jewish Community Center.

FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT was the first President to be given a Torah as a gift. He received a miniature Torah from Young Israel and another that had been rescued from a burning Synagogue in Czechoslovakia. Both are now in the Roosevelt Memorial Library in Hyde Park. The Roosevelt administration’s failure to expand the existing refugee quota system ensured that large numbers of Jews would ultimately become some of the Holocaust’s six million victims. Fifty-six years after Roosevelt’s death, the arguments continue over Roosevelt’s response to the Holocaust.

HARRY S. TRUMAN, on May 14, 1948, just eleven minutes after Israel’s proclamation of independence, was the first Head of a Government to announce to the press that “the United Stated recognizes the provisional Government as the de facto authority of the new State of Israel.” Truman was also the first U.S. President to receive a President of Israel at the White House, Chaim Weisman, in 1948 and an Ambassador from Israel - Eliahu Elath in1948. With Israel staggering under the burdens of mass immigration in 1951-1952, President Truman obtained from Congress close to $140 million in loans and grants.

DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER was the first President to participate in a coast-to-coast TV program sponsored by a Jewish organization. It was a network show in 1954 celebrating the 300th anniversary of the American Jewish community. On this occasion he said that it was one of the enduring satisfactions of his life that he was privileged to lead the forces of the free world which finally crushed the brutal regime in Germany, freeing the remnant of Jews for a new life and hope in Israel.

JOHN F. KENNEDY named two Jews to his cabinet - Abraham Ribicoff as Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare, and Arthur Goldberg as Secretary of Labor. Kennedy was the only President for whom a national Jewish Award was named. The annual peace award of the Synagogue Council of America was re-named the John F. Kennedy Peace Award after his assassination in 1963.

JIMMY CARTER, in a number of impassioned speeches, stated his concern or human rights and stressed the right of Russian Jews to emigrate. He is credited with being the person responsible for the Camp David Accords.

GEORGE H. W. BUSH in 1985, as Vice President, had played a personal role in “Operation Joshua,” the airlift which brought 10,000 Jews out of Ethiopia directly to resettlement in Israel. Then, again in 1991, when Bush was President, American help played a critical role in “Operation Solomon,” the escape of 14,000 more Ethiopian Jews. Most dramatically, Bush got the U.N. to revoke its 1975 “Zionism is Racism” resolution. Consider the last two officeholders:

BILL CLINTON appointed more Jews to his cabinet than all of the previous presidents put together.

GEORGE W. BUSH is the first President since Herbert Hoover who has no Jews in his cabinet at all.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

6/29/2004 - 10 Tamuz, 5764

JK Rowling has announced that that is the title for Book Six

She is not done with the book, and there is no estimated date of publication. She does say that the “Half Blood Prince” isn’t Harry or Voldemort.

(Half-blood almost has to refer to what derisively is called a “mudblood” or someone who is only half-wizard.)

I suspect it won’t be a minor character

For those who wish to start making guesses…JK Rowling has stated that she considered the title for the second book, but decided crucial bits of information were better revealed in book six. Suggesting we knew the HBP in the second book, we just didn’t know he was an HBP.

Here’s my analysis of the possibilities:

Students:
Neville - I think he is a possibility. We know his father was a wizard, and came from a long line of respected wizards. He now lives with his grandmother I believe. I’m not sure we know about his mother.
Weasleys - not a possibility, we know about both their parents.
Draco - not a possibility, we know about both his parents

Adults (almost all of them are possibilities)
Snape - interesting possibility since most of Slytherin hates ‘mudbloods’
Hagrid - definite possibility
Sirius - not introduced by book two, so unlikely
Dumbledore - possibility

Those are probably are the most likely guesses. And I would pick Neville if I were betting. Just because it appears he’s becoming more and more important as the books progress. (I even think it is possible, if Rowling is a brave woman, that Neville might end up being the one to kill Voldemort in the end, and not Harry. But legions of kids would probably hate her forever if she did that, which is why she’d have to be very brave. But if she turns him into a prince in book six, it might be more acceptable to the legions. These are just guesses. I know nothing.)

Predictions

6/29/2004 - 10 Tamuz, 5764

HG Wells predicted the Flower Children
Isaac Asimov predicted calculators
Ray Bradbury predicted interactive television

Comic book author, Steve Engelhart may or may not be pleased about getting credit for predicting suicide bombers. (In a 1973 issue of Avengers. Suicide bombers didn’t appear in reality until 1980) Marvel’s info page on The Living Bombs

Introduction II: White Event

6/29/2004 - 10 Tamuz, 5764
My freshman year in college, I believe, I was introduced to the work of Art Spiegelman. I was stunned by this literary retelling of a Survivor’s tale. The New York Times reviewer said it was a “remarkable feat of documentary detail and novelistic vividness.” The word, ‘novelistic,’ suggests they may have had some of the same prejudices I did. But the Washington Post reviewer said it was “impossible to achieve in any medium but comics.” I believe they are right. Comics are used best to elicit the raw emotions. Most often we associate it with laughter. But fans of political cartoon history know how easily it can generate tears as well. The day after the Challenger exploded Doug Marlette drew a simple cartoon. An American Bald Eagle with a tear dropping from its eye. The Charlotte Observer was flooded for requests for copies.

I can’t say my search for other graphic novels was very intense. After reading Maus I and II, I also picked up Joe Sacco’s Palestine: A Nation Occupied. No one should ever accuse me of not having an open mind. At some point I bought Kazuo Koike’s Journey to Freedom, but I don’t recall reading it. I think I now will. I remember reading Dean Koontz’s novel, Trapped. It was great. Horror is another one of those raw emotions. Due to my interest in Star Trek, I picked up Walter Koenig’s Raver books. I bought the Topps’ version of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, but for some unknown reason I never read them. The bags they came sealed in were never opened. I bought the #1 of 12 for Anne Rice’s Tale of a Body Thief, but that’s it. I no longer denigrated the comic book industry in my mind, but my entire comic book collection could be listed in one relatively short paragraph.

Then something happened.

The first stories I ever wrote were in third grade. I remember writing them, but I have been unable to find them in my boxes of saved materials from grade school on. I still have the poems I wrote in first grade, but not those short stories. It’s frustrating. I know they’re no good, but still, they’re lost. I’ve wanted to be a writer for a long time. I started writing a series of sci-fi/fantasy novels a couple years ago. The first novel in this series is centered around a group of sixteen year old kids; one of them develops mutant powers. They are all comic book readers. I knew I had to refererence the comic books they were reading. I convinced a friend of mine to lend me his collection of Marvel comics (10 long boxes). Several weeks of wonderful research ensued.

I became hooked on Marvel’s New Universe of the late 1980s.

It’s a group of titles that are favorites of fans to spit upon, I have learned. There are a handful of sites on the web by others, like me, who enjoyed the books. But very few. Though some of those who denigrate the universe admit Displaced Paranormals 7 had its good parts, and Justice was ok once Peter David took it over halfway. And if you press them on it, maybe they’d admit one or two of the other titles might have had its moments. Once I returned the boxes to my friend, I spent months on Ebay searching for the comics. I now have every title, complete, except for Starbrand, The Pitt, The Draft, and The War.

Recently, another friend, who heard about my growing interest in comics, and was a member of my writer’s group so had heard portions of my novel, discovered he had to move. He looked at his comic book collection, and realized how huge it was. Everything looks larger when you’re about to move.

He offered me a deal. In exchange for agreeing to build him a website, I got 12 long boxes. (He kept more than half of his collection) The twelfth box was empty, but my New Universe collection helped to fill it. Since I am told 300 comics can fit into a long box, this means I now have over 3000 comics.

Since most of these are at least 10 years old, I have begun purchasing new comics - to see what’s being written today. Fallen Angel, Robin, Mystique, Witches, Excalibur, and Firestorm are among the titles I have bought. Curiously, I haven’t bought any Spiderman comics. There’s a good amount of them in the long boxes I received from my friend though — I have some catching up to do.

F-9/11 breaks record

6/28/2004 - 9 Tamuz, 5764

Not only is Fahrenheit 9/11 the first documentary to ever debut at #1 in box office sales, In its first weekend it has already surpassed the highest grossing documentary. (A record previously held by Moore’s Bowling for Columbine). It was a no-brainer that he would ultimately succeed in doing that, but it is surprising it happened in one weekend.

And I suspect I’m not the only one waiting for the July 4th weekend to see the movie.

Introduction: Poem and Essay

6/28/2004 - 9 Tamuz, 5764
Childhood

Somehow I decided
at a very early age
comic books were for kids
unable to read
“real” books.

I even felt guilty
as I grew older
when I’d open the newspaper
to the funny pages.
It was something I should have outgrown.

Not until college
did I begin to realize
I might be wrong.
Somehow Spiegelman’s ‘Maus’
was brought to my attention.

Like all bigots
at first I propped up my beliefs
with the standard line:
“This is the exception.”

Soon I was collecting
all his artwork gracing
covers of the New Yorker
But I was educated enough
to realize
there might be other exceptions

I found an author
who’d written several novels
I couldn’t put down
had also penned the story lines
for Supergirl, The Hulk and Captain Marvel.

There are advantages
to getting hooked on comics
at thirty

for one thing,
you’ve got more money to buy them.

But it’s difficult
to explain to your friends
you were late for happy hour
because you were reading
the latest Wolverine.

Most of the above poem is true to some degree. It has been said that the art of fiction is to tell the truth using lies. And the art of the memoir is to tell lies by using the truth. Poets have “poetic license,” but I didn’t us much of that license in the above poem.

Occasionally I will tell people I didn’t start reading comics until I was thirty. Anyone who read the poem above sees the lie in that. Ever since I can remember, the first page of the newspaper I turn to is the comics. Present tense. I get most of my news on the internet, so when I pick up a paper, I turn to the comics.

As a kid I was addicted to one comic in particular. Spiderman. I read the Spiderman serial daily. I didn’t stop until I went off to college. (And only then because I didn’t subscribe. I could have read it in the library, but the effort involved was enough to break the habit. It was a habit I felt at the time I should break.) I also remember very well the Spiderman and His Amazing Friends cartoon from the 1980s. Firestorm and Iceman were my introduction to The XMen.

So this raises a very obvious question. Why the hell wasn’t I buying the Spiderman comic books? Looking back, I have to ask myself an embarrassing question. Did I know they existed?

My earliest recollection of comic books were the ones I received as prizes at Purim Carnivals for winning carnival type games (like throwing a ball through a basket). As you might imagine, these were Archie, Richie Rich, Disney, and other similar comics. So I knew those existed.

However, I was reading what are now known as Chapter Books in first grade. I was taught to be proud that I had “outgrown” picture books. There was a contest in first grade to see who could read the most books, and I read 1509 books that year, including such books as Charlotte’s Web, Stuart Little, and Little House in the Big Woods — all of which are generally considered at the 3rd grade level. (Though most of the 1509 were Dr. Seuss and the like.)

So while I was getting my daily comic fix in the newspaper, and watching endless hours of television, I wasn’t hanging out at the comic bookstore. I was hanging out at the local library. So unless someone had told me what I was missing, I wouldn’t have known.

This isn’t an essay about how I feel my parents ruined my life. It is not their fault. They weren’t intentionally depriving me of anything. They didn’t read comic books either. What happened happened.

So how did this change? How did I get introduced to comics? And how did I go from having almost none to a current collection of over 3000 in less time than it usually takes Spiderman to spin his web? That I will explain in a later essay.

Earthquake? What Earthquake?

6/28/2004 - 9 Tamuz, 5764

According to the AP there was an Earthquake last night:

CHICAGO (AP) — A brief earthquake struck the Midwest early Monday, rattling windows and awakening sleeping residents from Wisconsin south to Missouri and from Indiana west to Iowa.

No injuries were reported from the quake, which occurred about 1:11 a.m. CDT.

I slept right through it.

Politics and the Media

6/28/2004 - 9 Tamuz, 5764

The “traditional” start of the campaign season begins Labor Day…the final two months prior to the election. However, many people are upset at Michael Moore for his movie and the ads for them claiming they’re poliitcal ads, and the movie is political propoganda, both supporting the candidacy of John Kerry.

Lets ignore the fact that John Kerry isn’t praised in the movie, and Michael Moore is on record for not being highly favorable towards either political party. He supported Nader in 2000. The movie is definitely anti-Bush, and in the minds of most Americans, this means Pro-Kerry. (We tend to think in Pro-Anti, Black-White, Left-Right modes. We can’t understand shades of grey and third parties)

By the time Labor Day rolls around however, Fahrenheit 9/11 will most likely be out of theaters. Maybe it will make a quick entry into video stores, maybe not. People will likely still talk about the issues it raises. Which hopefully everyone agrees is good - talk is good.

But as Labor Day rolls around, it would be nice if there was another media event. Another famous “creator” putting something out politically-minded. Something that might create a sensation. I just discovered there will be. And it comes from an unexpected corner. A cartoonist.

He’s done graphic novels before, but historical and personal ones. He’s on record as saying he never wanted to be a political cartoonist. But 9/11 changed that. He’s been spending a long time just drawing covers for The New Yorker, but finally, Art Spiegelman has Returned. And this time, instead of narrating how his father survived the Holocaust, and how he survived his father, he is venting built up anger:

“I hadn’t anticipated that the hijackings of September 11 would themselves be hijacked by the Bush cabal that reduced it all to a war recruitment poster…When the government began to move into full dystopian Big Brother mode and hurtle America into a colonialist adventure in Iraq — while doing very little to make America genuinely safer beyond confiscating nail clippers at airports — all the rage I’d suppressed after the 2000 election, all the paranoia I’d barely managed to squelch immediately after 9/11, returned with a vengeance.”

In the Shadow of No Towers has been appearing serially in The Forward, the only newspaper in the America that would carry it. But now the collected comics will hit your local bookstore in September.

Pantheon is planning a major marketing push for In the Shadow of No Towers including an eight-city author tour, and a national advertising campaign in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, the New Yorker, and key alternative newspapers.

Much of America doesn’t choose to read, but graphic novels have pictures. And his last graphic novels - Maus and Maus II were bestsellers. I can’t wait.

Basic Math and Moorelies.com

6/26/2004 - 7 Tamuz, 5764

A conservative friend of mine told me I had to check out moorelies.com
so I did.

Here’s a quote:

…debunking the Fahrenheit 9/11 claim that President Bush spent 42% of his first year in office on vacation.

It’s obvious that these “vacation days” include weekends…Okay, 42% is a lot of vacation, but weekends account for 29% of our time. I’m sure that a lot of this “vacation” time is just Bush going to Camp David for the weekend. Can we really fault the President for going to Camp David on weekends? If you take out weekends, you get 42%-29%, or 13% of the time that Bush was on vacation.

Excuse me? 42%-29% = 13%? Where did this guy go to school?

First lets get a rough estimate the easy way:
10% of 42% = 4.2%. (You just move the decimal over one)
30% would be 12.6%

so subtracting 29% of 42% from 42% would result in about 30%

Now get out your calculator:
42 * 0.29 = 12.18
42-12.18 = 29.82

So if we subtract weekends, that’s 29.82%, not 13%.

But Presidents don’t get to subtract weekends. You can tell the person who came up with this has a five-day a week 8 hour a day job. People at the executive level of any company don’t. There are many people in America who work 60-80 hour weeks. They’re lucky to get 1 day off a week.

I realize a 7-day a week schedule is hard, but Presidents get paid a nice hefty annual salary the rest of their lives.

Update
From Tom Tomorrow’s blog:: This statistic, incidentally, overrates Bush’s vacation time, since many of these are partial days, and he does occasionally do some official work in Crawford or at Camp David. However, it doesn’t include the time Bush spends campaigning and fundraising, largely at taxpayer expense (think Air Force One costs, for example), which has nothing to do with actually running the country. As of late March, Bush had taken well over 400 campaign trips by now, the number is surely approaching 500. So the amount of time Bush has spent not being our president is easily upwards of 40 percent.

Streisand - Political Parodist

6/25/2004 - 6 Tamuz, 5764

I found the lyrics she wrote for People and performed at the fundraiser here (later she printed more accurate lyrics, along with the appropriate credits on her own site and I have updated below.)

(The Capitol Steps have nothing to worry about. An expert at politcal parody songs her songwriters aren’t. Though the intent was good. And the song isn’t completely bad..)

“PEOPLE”

Special Lyrics
By Alan & Marilyn Bergman

PEOPLE
I MEAN G - O - P - EOPLE -
WHO’D BELIEVE THERE’S SUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD?
BUSH SEEZA
LOTTA CONDOLEEZA,
THEY’RE DIVIDING THE PLANET’S OIL
ACCORDING TO RICHARD “POIL”
AND THEY’RE ALL JUST TRAINEES
OF CHENEY’S.

RUMSFELD,
WE MUST GET RID OF RUMSFELD -
HE’S THE SPOOKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
AS FOR POWELL -
HE’S NEITHER FISH NOR FOWL.
HE’S IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM,
WHILE THEY’RE ALL FIDDLING WITH DOOM.
NO ONE’S MINDING THE STORE.
WHAT’S MORE,
LET’S DISCUSS THIS WAR WE’RE LOST IN,
DON’T ASK WHAT IT’S COSTIN’ -
WHAT’S A TRILLION OR TWO TO RULE THE WORLD?

(Second chorus)
THE SENATE
HOW I WANT THE SENATE!
ALL WE NEED IS TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
I SEEA
ANTONIN SCALIA.
HOW I DREAD EV’RY TIME HE SITS -
SCARED OUT OF MY WOLFOWITZ.
TIME THOSE NEO-CON GUYS
WERE GONE GUYS.

THEY’RE LYING -
WHILE THE GLOBE IS FRYING -
AND THE FISHES ARE DYING IN THE WORLD.
THEIR SOLUTION
FOR ALL OF THE POLLUTION:
IS JUST TO BEAR IT AND GRIN,
AND PRACTICE NOT BREATHING IN.
BUT THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT.
JUST WAIT -
WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE STATIONERY,
READS PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY -
WE’LL BE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!

Original music: Jule Styne
Original lyrics: Bob Merrill

Publisher: Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

Flowers for Kerry

6/25/2004 - 6 Tamuz, 5764

Barbra and Neil hadn’t sung the duet together in 24 years, and Barbra had to come out of retirement to do so. But in a fundraiser for Kerry that’s what they did.

I’d like to find the new words Streisand wrote for People.

Here is an excerpt from her comments at the event (taken from her website):

Following are remarks by Barbra Streisand concerning the upcoming presidential election which she made during her performance at the An Evening With John Kerry And Friends fundraising concert at the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles, Thursday evening, June 24, 2004:

WHEN I FIRST SANG THAT SONG IN 1963, ANOTHER BRILLIANT MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR WITH THE INITIALS JFK WAS PRESIDENT. IT WAS A TURBULENT, UNCERTAIN TIME. KENNEDY CORRECTLY VIEWED THE WORLD AS A COMPLICATED PLACE WHICH NEEDED VERY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WHO COULD TACKLE DIFFICULT PROBLEMS AND FIND REASONABLE SOLUTIONS, WHICH HE DID!

NOW WE’RE AT A FORK IN THE ROAD, AND THIS IS A DEFINING MOMENT IN OUR COUNTRY’S HISTORY. THERE ARE TWO PATHS. THEY ARE NOT DEFINED BY RIGHT OR LEFT, BUT BY RIGHT OR WRONG.

THE WRONG PATH IS A NARROW ONE.. NOT THE WAY OF IDEAS, BUT OF IDEOLOGIES, WITH MINDS THAT ARE CLOSED TO ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FIT WITHIN THEIR NARROW BELIEF SYSTEM, A PATH PAVED WITH DECEPTION AND SECRECY. THIS IS THE WAY TAKEN BY THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION.

THE OTHER PATH IS WIDER, MORE OPEN. IT ALLOWS FOR INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY, DISCOURSE, DISSENT AND DEBATE. ALL ESSENTIAL TO DEMOCRACY. THIS IS THE PATH CHOSEN BY JOHN KERRY…

[rest of comments]

He is from Austria, why should the idea come as a surprise?

6/25/2004 - 6 Tamuz, 5764

Schwarzenegger is OK with allowing illegal immigrants to have drivers licenses…if they put a distinguishing mark on the drivers license, so that everyone who sees it knows they’re an illegal immigrant.

A group of California Rabbis expressed a strong distaste for this idea.

In other (related?) news, Governor Schwarzenegger wants the euthenasia chambers sped up. He doesn’t want the animal shelters to wait 7 days for someone to adopt.

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to repeal a state law that requires animal shelters to hold stray dogs and cats for up to six days before killing them.

Instead, there would be a three-day requirement for strays. Other animals, including birds, hamsters, potbellied pigs, rabbits, snakes and turtles, could be killed immediately.

It appears there are greater animals, and lesser animals. I’m assuming mice are among those to be killed instantly. (Yeah, this is unfair. I know.)

For those wondering, the odds that a new Make Louvre (Not War) cartoon will be drawn this weekend are quickly increasing. It’s going to be hard to resist.

Drew Barrymore - Raunchy Photos

6/24/2004 - 5 Tamuz, 5764

Drew Barrymore sent pictures of herself in lingerie to her boyfriend, Fabrizzio Moretti. (using her picture phone) She was upset when she found out he showed them to his friends.

Err, Drew? I have pictures of you not wearing lingerie. And I didn’t get them from Fabrizzio. If you were going to be modest, you should have refrained from posing for Playboy.

On a related note…So far in the month of June, 870 people have found gavroche.org searching for Victor Hugo. 1019 searching for Drew Barrymore, Sex, Porn, or some variation.

You won’t find any of those pictures here, sorry. However, you can search for them here. They’re very easy to find.

Oh…I know I shouldn’t do this…

Don’t click if under 18


I have a suspicion if I actually did create a Drew Barrymore fan site it might shoot to the top of Google’s search engines. It might be a theory worth testing.

It doesn’t take a nobel prize to tell you who to vote for…

6/22/2004 - 3 Tamuz, 5764

but it doesn’t hurt:

48 Nobel Prize Winners Support Kerry

Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry has been endorsed by 48 Nobel Prize-winning scientists who have attacked President George Bush for “compromising our future” by underfunding scientific research.

“The Bush Administration has ignored unbiased scientific advice in the policymaking that is so important to our collective welfare,” the 48 scientists, who have won Nobels in chemistry, physics and medicine dating back to 1967, said in an open letter released by the Democratic presidential candidate’s campaign.

The scientists, who included 2003 chemistry winners Peter Agre and Roderick MacKinnon, accused the Bush Administration of undermining America’s future by reducing funding for science and turning away scientific talent with restrictive immigration policies.

“it adds a little excitement”

6/21/2004 - 2 Tamuz, 5764

In other music news, Lenny Kravitz’s neighbor runs around naked, and he ain’t complaining. HIs neighbor: Courtney Love.

Einstein Rap

6/21/2004 - 2 Tamuz, 5764

A London Rapper has turned a quote from Einstein into a rap song. (And the rapper’s name is DJ Vader…insert obligatory Star Wars joke here)

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute - and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity.

A computer game, celebrating the 100th anniversary of E=MC2 will feature the song.

Publication Announcement

6/20/2004 - 1 Tamuz, 5764

I have a poem appearing in an upcoming issue (Vol 2, Issue 3 - June/Summer 2004) of Scared Naked Magazine. Purchase copies from their website at your own risk; two of their requirements are that all submissions have to be both horrific and erotic. If you’re under 18, your parents might get upset when this arrives in the mail. (Even if you’re over 18 they might get upset, but what can they do about it? Spank you?)

Let all your sick, twisted, and perverted friends know about this magazine. If you’re not sick, twisted and perverted already, this magazine will scar you for life. This is the second time they’re publishing my work. Considering past issues, my poem is likely to be the least disturbing in the collection. And this one may well be one of my more disturbing poems.

[To quote their website: SCARED NAKED MAGAZINE (sk’rd na’kÓd): A savagely erotic quarterly volume of warped sexuality and feral fantasy created to lend voice to the newest, rawest, most depraved and talented renegades around; authors and poets whose writing instruments are registered with the police as deadly weapons, are worn in holsters fashioned of human skin…]

The issue with the other poem of mine they published is still available at their site, It’s Volume 1, Issue 1: Dec 2002. (If you’re under 18, your parents might get upset if you follow that link while they’re reading over your shoulder…)

I’m currently using 1 MB

6/18/2004 - 29 Sivan, 5764

3 days, and I am already up to 1/10 of a percent of my gmail storage space.

That means in 300 days, I’ll be up to 10 percent.

And it will take me about 8 years to fill the entire gb.

Maintaining the same pace of the past 3 days, and deleting nothing.

Of course…we could speed this process up. I wonder if there’s a limit to the size of attachments…

Oy Vey

6/17/2004 - 28 Sivan, 5764

The Artist Formerly Known As Madonna

Yes, apparently…she’s changing her name.

To Esther.

She says she hopes it wards off bad vibes since she was named after her mother, who died from Cancer. (It’s also possible she took into consideration that the name “Madonna” doesn’t sound Jewish. snd she is a strong believer in the “Hollywood Kaballah”)

Esther is an interesting choice. Esther from the Bible has her own book, and her own fast day, and sounds very much like Easter. (Some say that Easter and Esther sounding a lot like the Pagan goddess of spring Ostara isn’t coincidence - so it goes.) She is the winner of a beauty pageant with the prize being married off to the king. (OT version of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire). She ultimately is persuaded by her uncle to use her closeness to the King to save her fellow Jews.

But many modern people consider the true heroine to be Vashti

Vashti of course would have been highly inappropriate for Madonna to choose as her new name — Vashti was the previous Queen who the King ordered to be executed after she wouldn’t “show her beauty” for his friends. It’s assumed by many that this is a euphemism. So Vashti had principles, stuck to them, and was executed for them. Of course, Madonna has no principles. (Or if she now does, she has an uphill battle to prove it.)

Note to Britney: If you are now considering a name change, two great choices would be Deborah, or Golda. One woman from the OT, one from Modern Israel, both commanded respect.

An entertaining interpretation of the Purim story — with a good explanation of the differences between Vashti and Esther - by Dr. Susan Block (Adults Only)

Wherein I apologize to Neo-Nazis and Spammers everywhere for recent negative thoughts

6/17/2004 - 28 Sivan, 5764

Awhile back I posted several comments on another website (and this one) regarding a campaign to replace a site that was #1 on Google with another more appropirate site through a means called googlebombing.

This blog I posted comments on, unlike most blogs, actually puts your email address on display if you happen to enter it.

About a week later my email address was flooded with spam. I mean flooded. I was getting 500 a day, and then it increased to 1000.

One might imagine the cursing I did, and most of it was directed towards neo-nazis. Since the googlebombing was directed at removing a neo-nazi website from its top berth. I made the natural assumption. Its called “Post Hoc Propter Hoc” in logic class. The assumption that since B follows A, A caused B. I know that’s not always true, but I still assumed, and I still cursed.

Until I actually started looking at the headers of the spam, and realized they were all addressed to random usernames at another domain I own — and I redirect all email from there to the address that was getting spammed.

So it had nothing whatsoever to do with my posts. Unless the neonazis were really devious, did some research on me, found the other domain I own, and decided to spam that domain, so I wouldn’t know it was coming from them. But while NeoNazis might be that devious, I don’t think they’re that smart.

What I am trying to say is that while all spammers are jerks, assholes, idiots, and a lot of other real nasty epithets I could go on all day coming up with in my mind — they aren’t necessarily neo-nazis.

So I apologize to all neo-nazis for associating you with spammers. I’m sure some of you are actually pretty nice guys. That is, when you’re not being racist anti-semitic assholes.

And I apologize to all the spammers for assuming you were neo nazis. I’m sure some of you have really good friends who are Jewish.

Jewish Humor

6/16/2004 - 27 Sivan, 5764

Supposedly Real Jewish Singles Ads

Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write.

Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let’s try it for eight days. Who knows?

Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important.

Orthodox woman with gelt, seeks man who got gelt, or can get gelt. Get it? I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.

Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B’av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B’Teves, Shiva Asar B’Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the “fast” lane.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman..

Worried about in-law meddling? I’m an orphan!

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please.

Staunch Jewish feminist,wears tzitzis,seeking male who will accept
my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker.

Israeli professor, 41 with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good.

80-year-old bubbe, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, Under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can’t I?

Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me.

Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing track and field. Have slight limp.

Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.

One Sunny Day in 2005

6/16/2004 - 27 Sivan, 5764

One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said: - I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.

The Marine looked at the man and said: - Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here. The old man said: “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the ame Marine: - I would like to go in and meet with President Bush. The Marine again told the man: - Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here. The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the ery same U. S. Marine, saying: - I would like to go in and meet with President Bush. The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said: - Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand? -

Oh, I understand. But I just love hearing it!

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said: - OK… See you tomorrow.

Bloomsday 100

6/16/2004 - 27 Sivan, 5764

For millions of people, June 16 is an extraordinary day. On that day in 1904, Stephen Dedalus and Leopold Bloom each took their epic journeys through Dublin in James Joyce’s Ulysses, the world’s most highly acclaimed modern novel. ìBloomsdayî, as it is now known, has become a tradition for Joyce enthusiasts all over the world. From Tokyo to Sydney, San Francisco to Buffalo, Trieste to Paris, dozens of cities around the globe hold their own Bloomsday festivities. The celebrations usually include readings as well as staged re-enactments and street-side improvisations of scenes from the story. Nowhere is Bloomsday more rollicking and exuberant than Dublin, home of Molly and Leopold Bloom, Stephen Dedalus, Buck Mulligan, Gerty McDowell and James Joyce himself. Here, the art of Ulysses becomes the daily life of hundreds of Dubliners and the cityís visitors as they retrace the odyssey each year.

Locally: Apparently, though once there was an annual Bloomsday reading in St. Louis, there no longer is.

No One Expected This…

6/16/2004 - 27 Sivan, 5764

And now for something completely different…The Vatican says the inquisition wasn’t really all that bad.

VATICAN CITY The Vatican said Tuesday that fewer witches were burned at the stake and fewer heretics tortured into conversion during the dark centuries of the Inquisition than is generally believed, but it also sought renewed forgiveness for sins committed by Roman Catholics in the name of church doctrine.

Resume For Your Consideration

6/16/2004 - 27 Sivan, 5764

[Note: I did not write this resume. I have not edited it. I have not researched the truth and accuracy of all statements.]

This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next January, and is willing to relocate.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost” and is not available.

Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

- I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My “poorest millionaire,” Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

- I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

- I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S. “prisoners of war” detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

- I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear “Tactical Bunker Buster,” a WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

-All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

I have a GMAIL account!!!

6/15/2004 - 26 Sivan, 5764

It’s not as if I didn’t already have several email accounts. I own my own domain and can create any account on it I want.

However, a GMAIL account is still kinda special. A gigabyte of space is hard to beat. My entire domain isn’t even a GB, and that’s for the entire website, not for my email. I’m not sure what the limit is for the mailbox, I’d have to check, but its less. Much less.

And it’s Google. I like Google. They rank my websites high. I mean, to have the #1 Ranked site for “Drew Barrymore Having Sex” is rather special. I can only seem to get as high as #3 for Victor Hugo but we can’t win them all. So yeah, I like Google, so the idea of having a Google email account is special. (Who else would announce a breakthru email service on April 1st so half the people who read the announcement think its a joke?)

And since they’re in Beta testing, and not giving them out to just anybody, and you have to be invited, well, that makes it even better. (Note: One doesn’t get an invitation to hand out by joining. Apparently, according to their help menus, they give out more invitations when they have more to hand out…so perhaps at some point in the future I will have one to hand out, but who knows, there might not be any more invitations to hand out between now and the final release, so don’t ask me now for one, I don’t have one)

And since its early enough in beta testing, I actually was able to get “gavroche” as a username. I guess there haven’t been enough Les Miz fans yet to pre-empt me. Yoohoo!

A multitude of thanks to my benefactor. They know who they are.

the link to my gmail account is on the right. (I replaced the old link). It is ascii encoded so the robot spammers shouldn’t find it, but heck, I have a GB of space!

John Kerry’s First 100 Days

6/15/2004 - 26 Sivan, 5764

In case you hadn’t heard what John Kerry was *for*: Here is John Kerry’s Plan for his first 100 days

(1) A New National Education Trust Fund

“We will propose a National Education Trust Fund to make sure that, for the first time ever, we fully fund our schools so they have the tools to assure our kids can succeed in the 21st century economy. We will make a new deal on education ñ if Washington is going to mandate something for our schools, then the funding should be mandatory.”

(3) End the Era of Ashcroft

“John Ashcroft has launched an all-out assault on individual rights, allowing for a wholesale invasion of attorney-client conversations, e-mails and telephone calls. Immediately after the election, John Kerry will name a new Attorney General whose name is not John Ashcroft. We will also fight to protect womenís rights, civil rights and workers rights and enforce anti-trust laws.”

(6) First Major Legislative Plan: Affordable Health Care

“John Kerryís first major proposal to Congress will be a realistic plan that stops spiraling healthcare costs, covers every child in America, and makes it possible for every American to get the same health care as any Member of Congress.”

RSS/Atom Feeds

6/15/2004 - 26 Sivan, 5764

I know little about RSS Feeds. I use bloglines, but it does most of my work for me.

When the version number of Moveable Type is updated, the update script doesn’t add default templates, so I am stuck with the same ones when I created the blog. However, new blogs have all the new templates. And I did help a friend set up a blog recently with moveable type…so I do have access to some of the new ones. I just created an Atom template

So..if you want to access my blog through a feed using
RSS 0.91 the URL is http://gavroche.org/pbfiw/index.xml
RSS 1.0 the URL is http://gavroche.org/pbfiw/index.rdf
RSS 2.0 the URL is http://gavroche.org/pbfiw/index2.xml
Atom the URL is http://gavroche.org/pbfiw/atom.xml

Hopefully this helps.

A question

6/15/2004 - 26 Sivan, 5764

You’re writing a novel. Yeah, you are.

You’ve created a character, given him a name (lets say, for the sake of argument, Xander) and come up with a wonderful series of events to happen to him.

You discover a very popular tv show (Buffy) has a character with that name (Yes, you did name him with the show in mind — but you’ve never seen the show before — but you do know a good % of your intended audience will have)

And what’s more — doing a little research — you discover one of those major events actually happens to the character on the tv show. (I’ll leave this parenthetical remark blank. Lets just say its definitely a major plot point in your novel, and a major plot point in the show)

Such that everyones going to accuse you of lack of originality.

And you can’t change it without majorly changing the novel.

And you really love that character’s name. And you really hate changing the name. But you know you now have to. And you may even have to change more than the name.

You want to kill the creator (Joss Whedon) of that tv show for stealing your idea before you had a chance to use it.

What weapon would you use?

(Just so everyone knows…I’m not serious. So don’t call the police. This isn’t a threat. I’m just extremely frustrated. But go ahead, provide me with a few ideas.)

Here I am at Camp Grenada

6/14/2004 - 25 Sivan, 5764

I’ve certainly found a lot of material lately to create my “Fine Art Comics”. (Where I use art in the public domain, mostly from pre 20th century artists but from a few other sources too such as government websites, and then add my own text.)

Here are my 3 most recent all one one page since they form a sequence:

Remembering Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

Under God

6/14/2004 - 25 Sivan, 5764

The Supreme Court dismissed Newdow’s case against the Pledge of Allegiance on the grounds he didn’t have custody of his daughter, and couldn’t speak for her.

However, there were still two opinions. One, written by Stevens, said Newdow didn’t have grounds to bring the case, therefore they shouldn’t make a decision. Rehnquist wrote one saying Newdow didn’t have grounds to bring the case, but the pledge isn’t unconstitutional anyway. Sandra Day OConnor and Clarence Thomas agreed. None of the other six wanted to make their opinions known. Which of course means nothing, but it does suggest if some parent who has complete custody of their child brought a suit, there are six current justices who might side with them.

Priorities

6/11/2004 - 22 Sivan, 5764

Brawls among football (soccer) fans in Europe are legendary.
So Portugese Police have come up with a novel approach.
In order to keep English fans from getting fighting drunk
they’re encouraging them to get stoned instead.

A Poem

6/10/2004 - 21 Sivan, 5764

My So Called Life

Home ownership is an extremely scary thought.
Kind of like jumping off a cliff
With a parachute
That may or may not work.

This is especially true
if one was laid off two years ago,
and is currently earning half
what they were 3 years ago.

But dangit at age 35
I don’t want to keep throwing the rent money away
And my landlord wants to sell
And my parents are willing to help a little

And its a good place to live.
A nice condo. A good investment.
And there’s always the law of inertia.
(aka Moving is hell)

I always thought when I bought a place,
I’d be buying it with someone.
But my social life has not exactly
been what I had hoped.

And who knows…they say
you can’t work Murphy’s law in reverse,
but there’s always the chance they’re wrong.
In 30 years,

after the place is finally mine,
and I’m 65
I might finally find
that 18 year old hottie I’m looking for.

Kerry v Bush in the Battleground States

6/10/2004 - 21 Sivan, 5764

Zogby is keeping track of how well Kerry is polling vs Bush in several battleground states. (States that were close in 2000)

Assuming the non-battleground states in 2000 remain Red or Blue respectively, Kerry would get 296 electoral college votes, and Bush 242. Of course, we have several more months until November.

Broadway Melodies

6/10/2004 - 21 Sivan, 5764

3 new comics at Make Louvre (Not War). (#28-30)

Adapted Victor Hugo

6/8/2004 - 19 Sivan, 5764

A friend of mine (for whom I recently helped set up a blog), has informed me about a new collection of Victor Hugo’s poetry. It looks excellent. It appears to be a ‘graphic novel’, with the poems translated into English and illustrated by French artists. I’ve ordered a copy and can’t wait for it to arrive.

Below is a “preview page” the publishing house provides. I recognize the poem as “On A Barricade” .


Another $0.02

6/8/2004 - 19 Sivan, 5764

What about a complete redesign of our coinage and paper currencies?
Imagine:

Coins
The Carl Sandberg Penny
The Mark Twain Nickel
The Emily Dickinson Dime
The Walt Whitman Quarter
The William Faulkner Half-Dollar

Paper Currency
The L. Frank Baum Dollar
The Edgar Poe Five Dollar
The Emerson Ten Dollar
The Harriet Beecher Stowe Twenty Dollar
The Herman Mehlville Fifty Dollar
The Hemingway Hundred Dollar
The Washington Irving Five Hundred Dollar

And we could probably come up with a few more for higher denominations.

What would it say about a society that put their poets and novelists on currency rather than their political leaders?

I have an idea

6/8/2004 - 19 Sivan, 5764

Instead of putting Reagan on the $10 bill, or half of all the dimes…

Let’s pass a law whereby in the year following a president or ex-president’s death, the nation’s __insert denomination of coin here___ will have that president’s face on the coin. If more than one president or ex-president dies in a given year, either twice as many coins will be produced, or the second to pass will have their face on the coin in the following year.

This will eliminate all politics from the decision. Every president will receive the honor.

Reagan

6/7/2004 - 18 Sivan, 5764

“In passing, we might say that success is a hideous thing. Its false similarity to merit deceives men…They confuse heaven’s radiant stars with a duck’s footprint left in the mud.” - Victor Hugo, Les Miserables.

I never rejoice in the passing of any man or woman. But I am always surprised by the attention obituaries of famous people garner. One person I know raised the question this weekend, “Who is it that puts flowers on the graves of famous people?” It’s a valid question.

The grave of the writer/poet/musician I can understand better than the politician. If I made a trip to Paris I could see myself putting a flower (or more likely a rock) on the grave of Baudelaire or Hugo. I know someone who did leave a momento at Morrison’s grave. Poetry and music touches us in our hearts, and can change us. I’ve never felt that way before about a politician.

Reagan was a 93 year old man with Alzheimer’s. His life was not cut short by any means. I suspect his death in many ways is a relief for his family. The days spent with him that they will cherish forever as memories had already long passed. They will strive to remember him as he was 10-20 years ago, not as he was now.

Whether he was a great president will be decided by future generations. Right now I rank him with Clinton as getting the most accomplished in recent years. Depending upon whether you supported their accomplishments or not probably decides which one you think is great. I suspect neither will ultimately rank up there. Reagan may be remembered for presiding over the Iron Curtain’s downfall. And Clinton may be remembered for presiding over progress in the Middle East. Each presidents’ influence on those events can be argued back and forth.

It could happen…

6/4/2004 - 15 Sivan, 5764

There are tales of how Howard Hughes left money in his will to people who he barely knew.

What if someday I help an elderly man cross the street, happen to tell him my name, and he happens to be a billionaire visitng America from Nigeria.

A couple years later, when I get the email, I’ll just end up deleting it, like I did with an email two seconds ago.

Forbidden Broadway

6/4/2004 - 15 Sivan, 5764

Which Broadway Plays are Too Hot for the GOP?

When the GOP comes to New York City for their convention, delegates will receive tickets to Broadway shows. The GOP only allowed 8 shows to provide tickets. Almost every show nominated for a Tony was deemed unsafe for Republican eyes.

Pre-made comics

6/4/2004 - 15 Sivan, 5764

Wired has an article on pre-made sprite comics - where video game fans steal the sprites from their video games and use them in comic strips. Several paragraphs of the article talk about copyright issues, and how it appears the video game manufacturers are aware of it, but not acting. (Kind of like how producers of SF entertainment such as Paramount ignore fan fiction.)

Of course, the writers of the comics won’t put their creations on tshirts and sell them. It’s usually when the fan begins to profit off the act of stealing that the copyright holders start calling the lawyers.

Of course, I solved that issue. I only steal from the public domain. If anybody sees something they think would go well on a shirt…just let me know, and I will add it to my small cafepress site.

She Turned Sweet Sixteen a little over a month ago

6/3/2004 - 14 Sivan, 5764

The 500 question Purity Test. Born on April 23, 1988, she’s still not legal in most states.

(pause to reflect on memories of collegiate youth…)

3 Stars of Harry Potter Sharing Living Quarters

6/3/2004 - 14 Sivan, 5764

Three Stars from Harry Potter 3 are now living together! (It’s even possible they’re **gasp** sleeping together!)

Okay…two of them happen to be rats. So?

Neilson Ratings

6/3/2004 - 14 Sivan, 5764

I’m willing to accept the argument that in some way measuring tv viewership electronically will yield in inaccurate numbers for minorities as compared to paper diaries. However,