One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds:
“I’ll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said: “It was St. Patrick.”
The teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said: “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said: “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the $2.”
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said: “You know Marvin, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied: “Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business…”