Monthly Archives: August 2005

I spent a dollar at Amazon today

Amazon has something new called Amazon Shorts

Short fiction and essays for fifty cents. (It doesn’t say specifically on the site, but I’ve read that the author gets 20 cents, and Amazon gets 30 cents. This may or may not be true.) Author John Scalzi has written a good review of the concept.

I downloaded an essay by Terry Brooks entitled, “Why I Write About Elves.” I also downloaded an essay by Robert Silverberg entitled, “Building Alternative Realities.” I really had no idea both articles would be approaching the same idea from different directions. Silverberg focused on creating Alternative History. Changing some event in history and extrapolating the results.

I’ll excerpt one paragraph from this long essay.

One of the earliest such tales of alternative reality that I know of is Edward Everett Hale’s “Hands Off,” published in Harper’s Magazine in 1898. The one little twist here is the assumption that Joseph, the son of Jacob, was never sold into slavery in Egypt, but, instead, had escaped the slave traders and returned to his father’s camp in the desert. Whereupon — without the shrewd mind of Joseph to guide its government — Egypt was conquered by Canaanite barbarians, who went on to engulf the rest of the ancient world. Judaism died out, the great culture of Greece never had a chance to emerge, Rome was crushed, and a reign of “lust, brutality, terror, cruelty, carnage, famine, agony, horror” descended on humanity, until…

Silverberg finishes that last sentence, but I won’t. And I’m going to go in search of that book, even though I already know everything that’s going to happen. He goes on to explain how he went about creating one of his own alternative realities.

Terry Brooks discusses the exact same thing…though he discusses alternate realities that are formed on the foundation of magic…

More often than not, fantasy takes place in an imaginary world. It relies on imaginary creatures and that all-important element of magic. In order for this to be possible and for the book to succeed, there must be an acceptance of both characters and story that, however odd or foreign to a reader’s real life experience, allows for a willing suspension of disbelief. Within the parameters of the world the writer creates, everything must hang together in a reasonable, cohesive way.

Many people think writing fantasy is easy, because you get to make your world up and aren’t bound to the facts. But you have to create your own facts, and stick to them, because if you’re inconsistent your reader will catch you.

The same is true with science fiction. You may have a little flexibility in what will be possible 200 years from now, or what the world might be like if Lincoln hadn’t been shot. But if you have no idea the progression of events that leads to your reality, your reader is likely to notice, and not believe it.

Most upsetting about the two essays is that Robert Silverberg in his describes a book that sounds a little bit like one I have been working on for a few years. I’m sure the concept is treated differently, but now I’m going to have to read that book and make sure.

ShowMeCon IV – Official Info

The ShowMeCon 4 Committee and staff are pleased to make the following announcements.

ShowMeCon 4 will be held the weekend of April 21-23,2006 at the Airport Hilton Hotel in St.Louis, MO. We are pleased to announce that our first Media Guest will be Noel Neill, the original Lois Lane from the Superman serials and the Superman TV series. Our Writer Guest of Honor will be Peter David. Our updated and improved website will be up and running soon; the host building received damage during one of the bouts of severe weather that the area experienced the last couple of weekends.

ShowMeCon 4 will have a 24 hour Anime room, Pool Parties on both Friday and Saturday nights, Super Saturday programming tracks, capped off by the Super Hero dance and Karaoke, starting at 9pm and running till the Super Heroes go home.

We will also have a Friday night Mystery Banquet, Art and Charity Auction and Children’s programming. We will be taking pre-reg’s at the new website as soon as it is ready, or via our P.O. Box (see below). The special Pre-Archon rate will be $20. At Archon (Sept 29 to Oct 2) it will be $25 and after Archon it will be $30 until the first of the year. Our family rates will be the same as ShowMeCon 3 rates. Hope to see you in 2006.

ShowMeCon
PO Box 410115
Creve Coeur, MO 63141-9998

I suspect I will be active on the staff once again this year. Whether or not I will be helping to run the hospitality room as I have for the past two years, I don’t know. I just learned yesterday about our Author Guest of Honor, and I couldn’t be more excited. Peter David has written comic books, Star Trek novels, original SF/Fantasy, novelizations of major motion pictures, and television scripts. If one likes humor, I highly recommend his novels Sir Apropos of Nothing, and Knight Life. (The latter based on the cocept of King Arthur running for Mayor of New York City)

There are certainly people who diss media based novels, such as the Star Trek novels. And certianly, the quality varies drastically from one author to the next. But it is illustrative of Peter David’s ability, I believe, that he is the only author who has been given by Paramount his own ship of characters to write about. He was allowed to staff it with minor characters from the television show (such as Commander Shelby from Star Trek:The Next Generation’s Best of Both Worlds 2-parter). The books go under the title of Star Trek: New Fronteir.

It will also be fun to see Noel Neill. I’ve seen bits and pieces of the Kirk Alyn serials and the George Reeves TV series — of course, she’s gained much wisdom since they were filmed. I know she has a cameo in next year’s Superman Returns.

ShowMeCon IV – Official Info

The ShowMeCon 4 Committee and staff are pleased to make the following announcements.

ShowMeCon 4 will be held the weekend of April 21-23,2006 at the Airport Hilton Hotel in St.Louis, MO. We are pleased to announce that our first Media Guest will be Noel Neill, the original Lois Lane from the Superman serials and the Superman TV series. Our Writer Guest of Honor will be Peter David. Our updated and improved website will be up and running soon; the host building received damage during one of the bouts of severe weather that the area experienced the last couple of weekends.

ShowMeCon 4 will have a 24 hour Anime room, Pool Parties on both Friday and Saturday nights, Super Saturday programming tracks, capped off by the Super Hero dance and Karaoke, starting at 9pm and running till the Super Heroes go home.

We will also have a Friday night Mystery Banquet, Art and Charity Auction and Children’s programming. We will be taking pre-reg’s at the new website as soon as it is ready, or via our P.O. Box (see below). The special Pre-Archon rate will be $20. At Archon (Sept 29 to Oct 2) it will be $25 and after Archon it will be $30 until the first of the year. Our family rates will be the same as ShowMeCon 3 rates. Hope to see you in 2006.

ShowMeCon
PO Box 410115
Creve Coeur, MO 63141-9998

I suspect I will be active on the staff once again this year. Whether or not I will be helping to run the hospitality room as I have for the past two years, I don’t know. I just learned yesterday about our Author Guest of Honor, and I couldn’t be more excited. Peter David has written comic books, Star Trek novels, original SF/Fantasy, novelizations of major motion pictures, and television scripts. If one likes humor, I highly recommend his novels Sir Apropos of Nothing, and Knight Life. (The latter based on the cocept of King Arthur running for Mayor of New York City)

There are certainly people who diss media based novels, such as the Star Trek novels. And certianly, the quality varies drastically from one author to the next. But it is illustrative of Peter David’s ability, I believe, that he is the only author who has been given by Paramount his own ship of characters to write about. He was allowed to staff it with minor characters from the television show (such as Commander Shelby from Star Trek:The Next Generation’s Best of Both Worlds 2-parter). The books go under the title of Star Trek: New Fronteir.

It will also be fun to see Noel Neill. I’ve seen bits and pieces of the Kirk Alyn serials and the George Reeves TV series — of course, she’s gained much wisdom since they were filmed. I know she has a cameo in next year’s Superman Returns.

Am I over sensitive?

BBC NEWS:

“The evacuation of settlements is going faster and more smoothly than the Israeli government dared to hope.

The Israeli army and police made a clever, detailed plan, and it has worked.”

If I am over sensitive, you will be confused, as you will see nothing whatsoever in the opening paragraphs of this news story that should have provoked this post.

Otherwise…you will wonder as I did, why a particular sentence was worded as it was. I’m not saying it was intentional. I’d be furious if it were.

Would you like to be the one to implode Busch Stadium?

The St. Louis Cardinals are raffling off the opportunity to be the person who gets to push the button at the end of the season.

Raffle ticket: $10
250 winners get to go to an “Implosion Party” where there is another drawing (article doesn’t say whether second drawing will require more purchases of tickets), and there is one lucky imploder, and 249 get to watch the implosion from a yet to be determined location.

How well do you know me

Inspired by others who have done this, here’s my list of 20 facts about myself.

Some of them are true. Some of them aren’t. I refuse to say which is which. My arm might be twisted to confirm or deny the veracity of the final statement, but that is all.

1 A doctor once declared I was mentally retarded.
2 I was expelled twice from the same college.
3 I am credited by some for having discovered that the roman numerals in CVTE PVPLE DINOSAVR total 666. (C-V-V-L-D-I-V)
4 I have never fired a gun.
5 The only actor/actress from Star Trek I have ever fantasized about now is known for an internet blog.
6 I’ve read poetry in front of an audience wearing nothing but a towel, and a bra.
7 I read over fifteen hundred books in first grade.
8 I have six toes on one foot.
9 When I was a teen, I was given a full-body sponge bath on a daily basis by a woman under the age of 30.
10 A 14 year old girl with raven hair, a ruffled dress, and a necklace made of gold took me up into her room and whispered in my ear, “Go on, my friend, do anything you choose.”
11. In sixth grade, a classmate tried to hang me with a rope.
12. I see dead people.
13. I taught at a religious school for a year.
14. I sing in my synogogue’s choir
15. Ten years ago I appeared in a pornographic movie under an assumed name
16. I am a Reverend at the Universal Life Church Monastery.
17. I’ve eaten food from an animal I killed myself (not a fish).
18. The only movie I have on VHS with Patrick Stewart in it is Jeffrey.
19. The only movie I have on DVD with Patrick Stewart in it is Xmen.
20. There are 13 true statements in this list.