Monthly Archives: August 2008

Hey Joe?

Do you think this is a message from G-d about the new friends you’re hanging out with?

In one of those “had to be in Miami” moments, Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s tour bus was involved in an accident at 55th and Biscayne Boulevard.

When we heard the new here at the New Times, we thought it was a prefect example of why states should yank a senior citizen’s rights to drive after the age of 70. Then we learn 71-year-old McCain wasn’t even on the bus, in fact, he wasn’t even in the state — disappointing, we know. According to the Herald, the only people on the bus were the driver, Sen. Joe Lieberman and an aide.

I’ve heard there were no injuries beyond the vehicle. Which is why I’d even consider making a joke.