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	<description>The occasionally thoughtful, often warped words of a sometimes poet</description>
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		<title>Happy Independence Day</title>
		<description> Good-night - Carl Sandburg (1920)

MANY ways to spell good night. 

Fireworks at a pier on the Fourth of July spell it with red wheels and yellow spokes. 

They fizz in the air, touch the water and quit. 
Rockets make a trajectory of gold-and-blue and then go out. 

Railroad trains ...</description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2561</link>
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		<title>When will it end?</title>
		<description>I've read yet *Another* news story of a death.

The Montana Zoo has lost a tiger

When will it end? </description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2560</link>
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		<title>Worst fears realized</title>
		<description>A friend, we'll call him "S" mentioned he was having an online conversation with someone in Australia, we'll call them "P"

"S" mentioned he knew someone who had written a parody of the crassness found in a lot of slam poetry called Sick Puppy
"P" said "I've read it."
"S" quoted a line ...</description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2559</link>
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		<title>Cause of Crop Circles in Australia</title>
		<description>Australian officials have an interesting theory on the cause of local crop circles.

Wallabies eating legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around making crop circles, Australian officials say. 

But are thay alien wallabies?

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		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2558</link>
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		<title>June 12: Reasons to Celebrate</title>
		<description>Haven't done this in awhile.  It's Friday.  Some people only need that as a reason to head to the bar after work and order a round or two or three.  Others need more than that.  I'm here to enable your drinking habit.  (Aren't I nice?)

1) ...</description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2555</link>
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		<title>GAR</title>
		<description>Knowledge about the Revolution has spread </description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2554</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve been here</title>
		<description>

I was the goat. </description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2553</link>
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		<title>Angry Bees</title>
		<description>Angry bees trap NY Store Employees.

Employees at a New York City game store were trapped inside their shop for several hours after thousands of bees swarmed outside. 

[...]

Eventually, bee specialist Tony Planakis arrived in protective gear and used the scent of a queen bee to collect the rest of them.

The ...</description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2552</link>
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		<title>Maybe the chimp can tell me&#8230;</title>
		<description>where my car keys are.

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		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2551</link>
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		<title>A prose poem for Memorial Day</title>
		<description>Memorial Day is a United States federal holiday observed on the last Monday of May. Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who died while in the military service. First enacted to honor Union soldiers of the American Civil War (it is celebrated near the day ...</description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2550</link>
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