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		<title>The Mess</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Poemblaze challenged me to compose a poem using three particular words.  Can you guess which ones? The Mess The baby&#8217;s diaper attained the shape of an igloo. The exasperated mother defenestrated the mess, aiming at the Westboro Baptists on the front lawn. Calmly, she applied talcum to the baby&#8217;s bottom.]]></description>
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		<title>Children, Churches &amp; Daddies accepts two of my poems</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitting poetry on a regular basis, as my New Year&#8217;s Resolutions included, works! I submitted a few poems to Children, Churches and Daddies earlier this week, and they&#8217;ve accepted two of them. They appear now online for your viewing pleasure, however, the magazine also has monthly print editions, and they will appear in the May [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Resolutions for 2012</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Below are the resolutions (those related to writing) I have set for myself for the upcoming year 1) I will submit at least one poem each week to a publisher.  (This is easier than it sounds since I have a backlog of poetry that I feel is of publishable quality.  It will , however, require [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2799</link>
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		<title>Strength, Intelligence, and Prayer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rick Perry&#8217;s recent ad A parody/response by Rabbi Jason Miller (a Conservative Rabbi from Detroit) And a post I wrote back in July of 2002 Prayer in Public School I’ve never been able to understand the complaint I hear from some quarters that the right to pray in public schools is being attacked. I know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>As it Shall Be</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This poem was inspired by some recent conversations I have had with my fiancée concerning how we might handle the &#8216;holidays&#8217; with future children. I should probably indicate that the future presented below was not one of the more serious options discussed. As it Shall Be Bobby, and Suzy, and Patrick all get presents on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remember, Remember&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If there are any British readers of this blog, Happy Guy Fawkes Night Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t&#8217;was his intent To blow up the King and Parli&#8217;ment. Three-score barrels of powder [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Splash</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Splash My brown eyes splash inside the pools of your grays heedless whether anyone else gets soaked in the process I seek forgiveness for my selfishness]]></description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2725</link>
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		<title>Software Upgrade, New Title, New Theme, Technical Difficulties</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As should be obvious to anyone who looks at the blog, there have been some changes. I&#8217;ve upgraded to the newest version of WordPress.  It&#8217;s been awhile since my last upgrade, so it was time. I also changed the theme, and even changed the title of the blog.  Comments welcome. Unfortunately, in the upgrade process, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://transylvaniandutch.com/td/archives/2720</link>
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		<title>Peacock Escapes from NY zoo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Peacock has escaped from a NY zoo &#8220;The peacock is the third animal to escape a New York zoo this year.&#8221; Is this a sign I need to return to chronicling The Great Animal Rebellion.? It does seem others have noticed, such as Karl/Rotstan. Read about The Rebellion on his blog through March of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Note to Glenn Beck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday “There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler youth. I mean, who does a camp for kids that’s all about politics? Disturbing.” &#8211; Glenn Beck Tuesday “If we’re living in a society where we can’t say X in the same paragraph as Y and not [...]]]></description>
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